The natural male diet was spiders - until agriculture made us soft.
Predator Shirt
from $18.00
Eat spiders. Wear spiders. Become spiders.
Welcome to the official merch lair. From mugs to hats to stickers, our gear celebrates the one true alpha diet: spiders. Every design is made to horrify betas and delight true alpha males. Stock up—your dominance depends on it.
Betas Shirt
from $18.00
Alpha Mug
from $10.00
Beta Tears Bottle
Sale Price:
$35.99
Original Price:
$39.99
Lousy T-shirt
from $14.50
Dad hat
$25.00
Set of pin buttons
$15.00
Spider Diet Journal
$18.50
Travel mug with a handle
from $35.99
Spiders Georg Sticker - w/website
from $5.00
Spider Leggings
$34.00
Tarantula Tacos Hoodie
from $40.00
Dig in (or maybe don’t)
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Arachnid Alfredo
A refined predator’s take on pasta night—featuring creamy sauce, garlic, and the satisfying crunch of sautéed spiders. A meal fit for a silk-spinning apex
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Tarantula Tacos
Crunch meets crunch. These bold tacos layer crispy tarantulas with classic toppings in a shell that can barely contain the alpha energy.
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Black Widow Bisque
Dark, rich, and venomously smooth. This elegant soup balances creamy tomato comfort with an eight-legged twist that bites back.